Ryan B. Richey
Pannis
2008
Pannis was born on an island. His birth name is unpronounceable by
most. He grew up listening to Swedish dance/Pop and talk radio. When Pannis was 23 he was visited by the ghost of Hank, which turned his life around.

Small Hands

When I was 12, mom said “No! Guitar? Your hands are too small to play the guitar! How about that ukulele over there? All the Japanese are playing it, why can’t you? Dad thinks guitar music is the devil’s music, and ukuleles are toys for Devils-in-training, so we called it off completely. I got a Sega Genesis that Christmas.

Sega Genesis

Makes my thumbs long and callous, while the other fingers remain underdeveloped. It doesn’t help. I watched Michael J. Fox rock out in Back to the Future, jealous.
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