Today Im Ted. Pauline brought over a box of mechanic shirts the other day. They know me all around town, but go along with calling me Chuck, Phil, or Jimmy. I wear Ted the most. Ive always felt like a Ted.
Your spider friend in my windowsill says hello. Hes built himself quite a home. I thought I might have lost him. I guess he likes to wander.
I took a notion to take the old Dodge into town on Saturday. My seeings not what it used to be. Couldnt make out the stoplights so I moved when the cars next to me did. A boy helped me out at the store, cause I cant read labels. When I got home I opened up a can and it was dog food! You know its not that bad heated. That's enough about me, why dont you come down soon?