Ryan B. Richey
Pest House Bidies Death by Chocolates Bell The End of the World In the end we believe Eli Lilly’s kidnapped her. B.R. glides by James's window. Aunt Alice Salt Block Frosty Boy Goodbye Martha Dill Bedsheets hold Cusser in place til the cough syrup wears off. He Makes Me Smile Mom and Dad are Fruitis Tootis in high school. Moonball I can’t get you to cool off. Turns out it’s not spinal meningitis. Susie Jones’s First Time Uncle Harland's We left dad Diaper Dipping Head Start Mommade Costume Hosey meets Nic on Smoot’s hill before the inaugural Boy Scout meeting. Meemie's Ernie's Superette Need no helmets in the country. Pie Dough Michael, The warts become uncountable after 23. Hee Susie Richey’s Second Chicken divan Blanket, Monte sells watermelons at Gorman's Market and tells me when I pat them they should either feel like a woman's ass or a baby's ass, can't remember which. Bernadine Chelseah, Jimi and Jagger drag a goat out of the Sale Barn. “Barbara Hershey’s a bitch,” breathes Meemie to Dick in line dressed up as Andy Griffith. Every other Saturday Watching the Flintstones with Don Lincoln Apartments Insert stick after stick puffing cheeks out. Chicken divan Jolt from sleep. Eight legs scrape south county line road. Peekaboo by the most prominent tree. The Alhambra Swimming Holes Look-Alikes Share a room with a larger than life paper mache California Raisin on a surf board. Pauline appears on the first knock. Fumbling out of Washington Square Mall Hee and me make pennies rain. I do not kill my animals Jellystone Park Uncle Clyde's First Tattoo Nic and Hosey Arbutus plods for a midnight snack of cheddar cheese. Everything in life was free I can’t see your arithmetic, Ms. Jones. Fruitis is old enough to take Ms. McGarver. A séance for Jim Morrison. Becoming a Rail Take that shirt off and turn it around! Gas America Bathroom Erica, Ameriana Drive-Thru Bury mom in the sand. Yellow parchments need to be laminated again. Townie Jail Henry blew up in England. Gravel Pit Hide people in the trunk. T Cutting through the curly q takes you within your first whiff of the Sale Barn. The Hollywood Sneaky Snake goodbye Crumb Henryville The Home’s coming goodbye Everett Browning Petty kicks it at the Snack Shack. P. E. Three-way I hate shopping Ponderosa Olive Hill Miller Time Grandma at the helm escorting four cousins to Ernie’s Superette. Manhood is tested at Crybaby Bridge. Run late Monday nights. Happy birthday Jesus Free nine holes Tracey teaches guitar in a room so small you can’t turn the guitar. I already met you Susan Convention Fire Away KC goodbye Don Sex Ed Lacey, I kill cars Allergic to dogs, cats, grass, trees, corn, penicillin, air, water and every other living thing. Waxcat Don Hutson’s 1980 subscription to Playboy Indiana Soldiers and Sailors Home Pic 'N' Save P-47 Ryan, Becker's Every other Weekend Red Goodbye Donna Jones Oh Bersky, Death Couch Skip's Hosey and friends decide they're the goonies by the waterfountains. Uncle Kenneth’s You can catch a single blade if you let your eyes go. Post and Post Goodbye Pratt Laverne’s so strong he bent over a telephone pole. Sleigh Ride Slug House Night of Unrest in Raysville Nasty Corner of eyes spot a foot fungus infomercial showcasing a big toe filling the screen and rotating 360 degrees in slow-motion. Mike Nasty's Lunch Secret Smoker Yellowstone The world suddenly became very dark. Olive Hill Racing Bone Day after Don (Frontyard) Chicken Divan Day after Don (Backyard) Day after Don (Inside) Uncle Dave's Sweetbriar's Bathroom Peterson's Masked Menace A father and son reunion I am a man now. Oh, you speak Chinese? I miss you Bruce They call me R2K because I’m Ryan for the new millennium. Sweetbriar’s Fridge Naptown Van Dini busts in dragging the stone. Flying Woo Gatlinburg I kill cars Uncle Paul's Funeral Sixth Life Tiffany, Outstretched bellies over grass. Portapot Wombhouse Dip Riding along in a cornucopia chat a semi clips the front bumper. Robin Ruffi's Resume Lost Whipple Uncle Chester’s Carnival Cruise What do I do with my trash? Wednesday Night Bible Study I get the shakes after I pee. Bury Mom in the sand. First Date dancing stars are coming closer to me Flower Peddler Dracula, Don't mind the mess. Goodbye Crumb Up on Broad the Hoseymobile has enough gas to last one more lap. They don’t think I know anything. In the Garden Backseat floorboard holds Hee and me on our knees praying for a gas station to appear. MARTHA A little cough here and there. I’m taking a crap in your bathroom tonight.
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