Ryan B. Richey
Pest House Bidies Death by Chocolates Bell The Perfect Circle The End of the World In the end we believe Eli Lilly’s kidnapped her. The Lord's come back for you Joe. Aunt Alice Salt Block Frosty Boy The only hill to sled is out our front door. Goodbye Martha Dill Cusser Hello Eggplant He makes me smile. Fruitis and Tootis Moonball I can’t get you to cool off. Sawed clean off at the elbow. Turns out it’s not spinal meningitis. Mom’s First Time Uncle Harland's Ohio Diaper Dipping Head Start SMEAR Mommade Costume Boy Scouts Hanging on the Clothesline Sex Ed Meemie's Crumb passes through the curly-q. Ernie's Superette Need no helmets in the country. Pie Dough Michael The warts become uncountable. Hee's Haircut Mom’s Second Handle First Blanket Dirty Diana Gorman's Market Bernadine Chelseah, Jimi and Jagger drag a goat from the Sale Barn. Hoosiers Not a bad haul. A meat entree with two color-coordinated vegetable sides. Hee's jealous. Not this exciting since the grand opening of Shoe Carnival. Watching the Flintstones with Don. Lincoln Apartments Elephant Poop Insert stick after stick puffing cheeks out. I’ll be back in six months to show you my eight pound turd! Rambo Gravel Pit Eight legs scrape south county line road. Peekaboo Ms. Means The Alhambra Swimming Holes Hutson's Holiday Shriners Look-Alikes The Main Draw Slug House Summer Pauline's Fumbling out of Washington Square Mall. I do not kill my animals. Jellystone Park Uncle Clyde's First Tattoo Nic and Chun Mr. Vincent relieves stress by imagining Butch’s head as the golf ball. Arbutus plods for a midnight snack of cheddar cheese. How many sliders can you eat? Everything in life was free. I can’t see your arithmetic, Ms. Jones. Fruitis is old enough to take Ms. McGarver. Belly Slot A séance for Jim Morrison. Becoming a Rail Take that shirt off and turn it around! Gas America's Bathroom I like to list at least ten talking points before calling Erica. Erica We should switch hands. Ameriana Drive-Thru Bury Mom in the sand (make her a man). T Pass around the white bread and grape juice. American's American History Townie Jail Hee’s always okay. Flipping over Don Henry blew up in England. Miller Time Sale Barn The Hollywood Hello Crumb Sneaky Snake The Home’s coming. Field Trip Goodbye Everett Browning P. E. Three-way Henryville Don's Bath Sherry's Load Ponderosa You'll never know my real name. Skyvue Drive-In I hate shopping. This is how I love all of you. Is it chocolate? Crybaby Bridge Chest Hair All summer long the clock stands still. Wonder if they ever grew? Happy Birthday Jesus Tracey teaches guitar in a room so small you can’t turn the guitar. I already met you Susan. Convention Fire Away KC's Free Nine Holes Goodbye Don Lacey I kill cars. I LOVE PETTY Allergy Shot Waxcat Don Hutson’s 1980 subscription to Playboy Thanks for calling the Hutson’s. The Home Pic 'N' Save P-47 Today I'm Ted Becker's Every other Weekend Goodbye Red Goodbye Donna Phish Oh Bersky, I thought that you loved me. Death Couch Skip's Flip a lowercase g. Uncle Kenneth’s You can catch a single blade if you let your eyes go. Post and Post Goodbye Pratt Laverne’s so strong he bent over a telephone pole. Sleigh Ride Angel Food Cake Postcard from Hell Slug House Night of Unrest in Raysville Gospel of Nasty Corner of eyes spot a foot fungus infomercial showcasing a big toe filling the screen and rotating 360 degrees in slow-motion. Mike Nasty's Lunch Secret Smoker Blue Mosh Yellowstone The world suddenly became very dark. Olive Hill Racing Bone Day after Don (Frontyard) Have you been masturbating? Day after Don (Backyard) Day after Don (Inside) Uncle Dave's Sweetbriar's Bathroom Peterson's Les Desserts The Illusion of Space Rub my head. Hee's never played Bingo before. Art Boat Masked Menace A father and son reunion. I am a man now. I miss you Bruce. I got game. R2K The Tripod Twins Sweetbriar’s Fridge Naptown Purdue Riots Queener Flying Woo Oh, you speak Chinese? Gatlinburg I'm Struggling! I kill cars. Uncle Paul's Funeral Sixth Life Outstretched bellies over grass. Thirty-Minute Pose Portapot Tiffany Wombhouse Dipping This is gonna hurt! Alan informs me that in order to overcome my addictions I have to get past the womb. Robin Ruffi's Resume Lost Whipple I cut myself sits across from me. Uncle Chester’s They must have won their vacation. What do I do with my trash? Wednesday Night Bible Study I get the shakes after I pee. You are all artists. Bury Mom in the sand (make her a fish). First Date Detroit Fourth ART IS A LIE Flower Peddler Dracula I cannot do it, because I told you I wouldn't. Goodbye Marshall Field's Don't mind the mess. Goodbye Crumb Up on Broad They don’t think I know anything. In the Garden Goodbye Connie Backseat Floorboard Dinner MARTHA Ringworm and Beetle The mass increases over decades unnoticed. Crumb's Bathroom The Kingdom Holiday World Would you please hurry up and get here? Wal-Mart Church My body's not in alignment. Down to the last button. Three
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